The Black and White Dress

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing

i worry about the people on here sometimes

taco bell employee: how are you today?

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:14:13 -0700

taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:13:50 -0700

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:13:28 -0700

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

I can see them

I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

they are really bad singers and

I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

a moment of silence for the girls who don't know that their boyfriends are gay

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:10:51 -0700

scraggay: ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:08:45 -0700

scraggay:

ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is

edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:08:43 -0700

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

perfectlymale: Tyler Hoechlin

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:05:36 -0700

perfectlymale:

Tyler Hoechlin

vgkait: It is the start of the year 2000, and something is...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:03:16 -0700

vgkait:

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.

Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?

They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”

The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.

After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.

To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.

It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.

extreme makeover: home edition

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:02:16 -0700

girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

minestuck: alternate title: young children gawk at flaming...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:00:43 -0700

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

lastdaysofmagic: True story

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:59:52 -0700

lastdaysofmagic:

True story

lastdaysofmagic: To: Mom

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:59:43 -0700

lastdaysofmagic:

To: Mom

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:59:39 -0700

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:57:48 -0700